THE SPEECH TO BIN LADEN

 

Hey dumbass,

 

So you give me a video telling me what to do to prevent a scary attack by you and your little religious circle. Like hell i'm scared.

This is no Bush advertisement. Screw Bush. Kerry would have gone softy on you, and Nader would ignore you. Speakin' for myself, I not scared by you one bit.

This is why we got us truckas to get in office.

So listen up, candy man. You not gonna nod your head one more time.

Go back to your own hole, and we'll bomb you out like we killed Saddam. You come out one more time, and motha***** goin down.

If I have to, i'm gonna walk over there myself with a truckin' Mark 46 and blast your religious circle into bits.

This is America. We don't like people who tell us what to do. We also don't like people who think they're more powerful than us. Answer this - If you're such a powerful dumbass, why don't you run for friggin' president of the world? Oh yeah, that's right! We'd all whip you down on your introduction speech, assuming you know how to say "Hello"!

So, I'm pretty sure our Army is cool with goin' over and whippin' you.

So here's a warning. You come out and nod your head one more time, and you're gonna eat Mercury for breakfast, ass.

 

Much hate,

The Mob